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国外也有段子手:大家都想当演员时,斯特林当起了球员

懂球号作者: 术说足球 2021-06-23 16:43

《斯特林日记》:欧洲杯总须赢球,才会夺冠。上次进球什么时候,我也还记得,可是不甚清楚。我翻开积分榜,这是我们的第三场比赛,歪歪斜斜的积分栏上写着“4”这个数字。我横竖睡不着,仔细看了半夜,才从字缝里看出字来,满本都写着两个字是“第一”.....

英格兰1-0捷克 

MikeMiller(曼城球迷)当大家都想当演员时,斯特林当起了球员;当大家都是球员时,斯特林又成了喜剧演员(when everyone else wanted to be an actor, Sterling played as a footballer while when everyone else are footballers, only Sterling plays like a comedian)。

princeitta(曼联球迷)萨卡没有进球,也没有助攻,却脱了衣服庆祝。可怜啊,阿森纳究竟对你做了什么(Saka took off his shirt to celebrate without  a goal or assist. Poor guy, What Arsenal has done to you )。

footballchief(曼联球迷):瓜迪奥拉确认这是否和上赛季曼城的斯特林是同一个人的样子(Guardiola checking this is the same Sterling who played for man City last season)。

lole(未知主队球迷):那些等待凯恩进球的球迷的样子(fans waiting for Kane to score be like)。

gaffer123(未知主队球迷):这才是被英格兰带到欧洲杯赛场的凯恩(Harry Kane that England brought to Euro)

darerea(曼城球迷):南门向瓜帅展示怎么激活斯特林的样子(Southgate showing pep how to bring out the best in sterling)。

c'estca(巴黎球迷)当大家以为斯特林终于正常的时候,他又用行动告诉大家,他的快乐是刻在骨子里的(when everyone thinks Sterling will finally get back to normal, he proved with his action that he is doomed to bring people happiness)。

wealth(切尔西球迷)有斯特林登场的比赛赛后球迷去网上发布段子的样子(fans running down to post funny commments after Sterling played in a game)。

阿根廷1-0巴拉圭 & 乌拉圭1-1智利

crmusm(尤文球迷):我试图明白为什么那粒乌龙球被取消的样子(I'm trying to find how that's own goal was offside)。

Nnags21(巴萨球迷):梅西球迷等着裁判的样子(Messi fans waiting for referee be like)。

ishmail(巴萨球迷)梅西给队友训话:如果我们这次进了决赛又遇到点球,那就抓起奖杯就跑(Messi gave a teamtalk: if we manage to reach penalties this time, just grab the trophy and run)。

Angelday(巴黎球迷):我只有一个请求,接下来的淘汰赛,好好保护迪马利亚,决赛了再放出来,求求了(I only have onerequest: in knock out stages, protec Angel well, let him out till the final. Please!)。

jokerjack(利物浦球迷)比达尔对苏牙说:兄弟,知道为什么我要进乌龙球吗?因为在我心中你和梅西同样重要,所以我送给你们两个的都是1-1平(Vidal to Suarez: Do you know why I scored an own goal? in my heart, you're as important as Messi, so I gave you two the same draw)。

socalled(未知主队球迷)现在欧洲杯踢得是生怕裁判给牌,美洲杯踢得是生怕裁判不给牌(players in Euro are playing like they are very afraid of referee giving them cards while players in Copa America are playing like they are very afraid of referee not giving them cards)。

荷兰3-0北马其顿 & 比利时2-0芬兰 

perceptive(利物浦球迷):利物浦球迷看见维纳尔杜姆表现后的反应(Liverpool fans after seeing Wijnaldum performance)。

masterchief(曼联球迷)维纳尔杜姆梅开二度,这不由得让我想起当年的快发角球(Wijnaldum scored two goals in a match. This also reminds me of corner taken quickly)。

jesty2(切尔西球迷)两年了,阿扎尔终于完整地踢完90分钟比赛了,而且没有受伤Hazard plays his first 90mins in 2years without an injury)。

flint(皇马球迷):曼联主席解释为什么卖掉卢卡库的样子(Manchester United president trying to explain why he sold Lukaku)。

casherra(拜仁球迷):大家都说意甲球队欧战很菜,但是谁能想到欧洲杯中最强的就是意甲球员?(People said that players from seria A were weak in European level game but now they are bossing Euro 2020)。

懂球号作者: 术说足球

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热门评论(4)

2021-06-23 16:49:41

61

你管这玩意叫瓜迪奥拉?

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2021-06-23 21:01:38

41

我就知道每一期都有阿森纳

2021-06-23 18:05:31

35

凯恩是不是和斯特林互换了灵魂

2021-06-23 18:48:04

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为什么外国段子手总是

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