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国外也有段子手:要走一刻,怎能不诸多眷恋?

西江月-song 2018-04-23 19:00:14

小伙伴们大家好,欢迎来到每周的“国外也有段子手”!上周的欧洲赛场精彩看点层出不穷,巴萨赢下了国王杯冠军,曼联与切尔西会师足总杯决赛,利物浦痛失好局,阿森纳顺利赢球,而教授宣布了赛季后离任的消息。好了,话不多说,让我们快来看看歪果仁们的精彩吐槽吧!

温格宣布赛季后离职,阿森纳4-1西汉姆联

orltragic(阿森纳球迷):阿森纳赢了,教授笑了,我哭了。(Arsenal won, Wenger smiled, I cried.)

liamjphillips(阿森纳球迷):别啊,再喊几年Wenger Out的机会都不给我了吗?(Pls, give me some extra years to say Wenger out once more...)

bsplashes(阿森纳球迷):爱你黑你了这么多年,而我却已经分不清,喜欢的究竟是阿森纳还是教授了。(So much mixed feelings for such a long time, now I can't tell it is Arsenal or Arsene that I like.)

Obadetona(曼联球迷):虽然不是阿森纳球迷,但告别温格还是感觉像失去了一大片童年记忆一样…(Feels like a large part of my childhood died to see Wenger leave and I’m not even an arsenal fan.)

J_A_Y_x(阿森纳球迷):我厂不是在寻找新教练么,我看有个叫温格的就挺合适啊!(If we're looking for a new manager I heard this Wenger lad is available.)

IcarusCZ(谢菲尔德球迷):如果英超有个定位球大赛的话,那阿森纳一定是冠军…(If there was a premier league of set peices arsenal would be top of the league.)

ThomasHL(斯旺西球迷):有没有人更告诉下西汉姆联球员,在防守的时候你是可以去碰球的…(Someone want to tell West Ham's defence they're allowed to touch the ball?)

梅西传射小白进球,巴萨5-0塞维利亚

TheMexicanJuan(巴萨球迷):我们本想着为伊涅斯塔准备一场告别,结果小白用上帝一般的表现为我们送上了最后的礼物…(We thought we needed to give Iniesta a proper send-off. Turns out, he's giving us a proper send-off today with this Godmode performance.)

XIM09(未知主队球迷):来人啊,快把伊涅斯塔的护照藏起来!(Someone please hide Iniesta’s passport.)

Tridentster(巴萨球迷):自从我们输给了罗马,之后的对手就都变成了我们踢罗马时的样子了…(After we lost to Rome, every opponent we faced had turn into what we were in Rome…)

Hebutcher(巴萨球迷):我们已经准备好和罗马踢第三回合啦!(we're ready for that third leg with Roma now!)

ShutupNdSquat(巴萨球迷):一场糟糕的比赛,并不能否定我们一整年的成果,毕竟巴尔韦德的成绩早已超过我们赛季初的预期了,不是么?(One bad performance should not be used to judge one year long season, Velvedere has done better than anyone expected at the start of the season right?)

QuantumDon(阿伯丁球迷):阿尔巴和梅西之间,是不是已经开始用电磁波来交流了…(Jordi Alba and Lionel Messi have an actual electromagnetic connection.)

晋级足总杯决赛,曼联2-1热刺

Demonictoaster(未知主队球迷):凯恩在这场比赛隐身了,因为他知道自己并不需要射门就可以获得进球!(Kane was invisible as he learned he doesn't need to score goals to get goals.)

_Ultimatum_ (切尔西球迷):看来曼联已经找到赢球之道了,那就是让对手先进球!(Seems like united figured out they prefer come from behind wins.)

CompleteSweg(曼联球迷):当然踢西布朗的时候除外。(Unless it’s west brom.)

BrandNew85(阿森纳球迷):现在能让我为桑切斯欢呼的,也只有他在热刺身上进球的时候了…(Probably the only time I'll celebrate an Alexis goal is against Spurs.)

Don_Kahones(阿森纳球迷):这就是我们为什么卖掉桑切斯的原因,就是为了去阻击热刺夺冠的最后希望!(That's why we sold Sanchez. To dick over Spurs last chance at a cup, again.)

吉鲁莫拉塔建功,切尔西2-0南安普顿

ResplendentDreamer(阿森纳球迷):如果以后一个小孩只看过吉鲁、梅西和C罗各自5分钟的集锦,那他99%会认为吉鲁是最屌的…(If a child in the future watches a 5 minute highlights package of Giroud ,Ronaldo and Messi, I'm 99% sure he'll go for Giroud as the best player.)

FreefallMark(埃弗顿球迷):干得漂亮孔蒂老铁,换上巴卡约科就可以很好地活跃气氛,比赛也看起来更搞笑了!(Good guy Conte clearly brought Bakayoko on to make the game more amusing and interesting.)

lost_biochemist(未知主队球迷):两名前阿森纳球员顺利会师足总杯决赛!真·阿森纳DNA!(Both former Arsenal players making their way to the FA Cup final. #ArsenalDNA.)

Joethesaint(南安普顿球迷):孔大帅,你真的不用在和我们比赛的时候摆大巴的,,,(Conte mate you don't need to park the bus against us.)

TheLifeofSonny(曼联球迷):要是莫拉塔能在脚上也各绑一个头的话,那他早就能拿金球奖了…(Stick a head each on both of Morata's feet and he'll win the Ballon d'Or.)

酣畅淋漓,曼城5-0斯旺西

JamesBaa(斯旺西球迷):就连裁判的控球率都要比斯旺西多了…(The ref might have more possession than Swansea.)

damrider(桑德兰球迷):瓜瓜你必须得率领桑德兰也达到同样的成就,不然他们还是会质疑你的!(Do it with Sunderland, maybe then people will stop doubting you.)

领先两球被追平,利物浦2-2西布朗

ffs_fml(曼城球迷):几十年来,第一次觉得我们不如西布朗。(Never thought we were even worse than wb in decades.)

Jganzo13(拜仁球迷):哈哈,这下罗马不得加练三倍的定位球了!(Lol Roma start practicing 3 times as many set pieces.)

好了,亲爱的小伙伴们,本期的“国外也有段子手”就为大家播报到这了,让我们下期不见不散!

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