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西江月-song 2017-07-03 18:43:00

亲爱的小伙伴们,欢迎来到每周的“国外也有段子手”!上周的国际足坛精彩看点层出不穷,德国击败智利夺得了联合会杯冠军,而在晋级之路上,德国墨西哥以及智利葡萄牙的两场半决赛也是看点多多。同时,德国U21国家队则笑傲欧青赛场。好了,话不多说,让我们快来看看歪果仁们的精彩吐槽吧!

【捧得冠军,德国1-0智利】

Virginultra12(英格兰球迷):阿根廷连续两年都没法在决赛里赢下智利,而德国二队却一下子就做到了!(Argentina couldn't beat Chile in a final twice but Germany's B team did it in their first try.)

Magnehtic(曼联球迷):我有点纠结,到了明年世界杯,德国究竟是派一队还是二队去呢?(Just wondering whether Germany send their first team or not for world cup next year?)

(图):德国队赢下了世界杯、联合会杯、欧青赛以及女足欧洲杯冠军!

Salmaodamama(未知主队球迷):德国刚征服了波兰,现在又在俄罗斯称王。当年希特勒都没实现的梦想,这帮孩子们做到了!(Germany conquered Poland and are winner for Russia now? This generation of young players got Hitler's dream.)

(本届欧青赛在波兰举办,联合会杯在俄罗斯举办)

FasterThanFlourite(未知主队球迷):在本届联合会杯,8支球队中的7支都严阵以待,结果唯一一个来练新兵的赢了冠军…(7 out of 8 teams took the confederations cup seriously. The other one with kids wins it!)

49unbeaten(阿森纳球迷):最新国家队世界排名:1.德国二队;2.德国一队;3.智利;4.德国U21队。(Latest FIFA rankings: Germany B, Germany A, Chile, Germany U-21.)

【酣畅淋漓,德国4-1墨西哥】

Tyrath(德国球迷):就连大西洋也比不上德国队阵容的深度!(The German squad has more depth than the Atlantic.)

_ronty12(德国球迷):你们是如此的深不可测,别人都只能鞭长莫及...(unreal depth makes other teams hopeless!)

Nalubergooner(阿森纳球迷):这里边确实有几个德国二队的球员,但实际上更像一只德国三队…(There are some B players, but lets be real, this was a C team.)

MiltOnTilt(科隆球迷):但球员的实力都是第一级的!(They are A players still.)

Chapea12(切尔西球迷):墨西哥明显是在给美洲金杯留力,这样才能获得再参加下次联合会杯的资格! (Mexico conserving energy for the Gold Cup. They need to win that to have a chance to qualify for next Confederations Cup.)

Ositoeldiez(未知主队球迷):墨西哥就像是国家队里的阿森纳,只要能获得大赛参赛资格,然后再小组出线就皆大欢喜了!(Mexico is the Arsenal of international football. As long as we qualify and run into knockouts we're happy.)

(图):你知道么?上面这些球员,刚刚度过了斋月

deception42(曼城球迷):我上次看见德国队在FIFA赛事如此横行霸道时,那还是他们…上次参赛的时候…(I haven't seen Germany dominate a FIFA tournament since the last one they played.)

bwe300(墨西哥球迷):好在我们最后找回了状态,不然我们的足球就要被巴西化了!(Luckily we finally got back in the game, before our football gets Brazilian.)

IsaacBrockoli(皇马球迷):特尔施特根的表现真是太好了,他值得转会去一家能拿欧冠的球队效力!(I hope Ter Stegen gets signed by a bigger club after this performance, he deserves to win the CL.)

【布拉沃屡献神扑,点球大战智利3-0葡萄牙】

ed1111(皇马球迷):布拉沃在这场比赛里的扑救,比过去的一个赛季都多…(Bravo has made more saves in this game than last season lo.)

Harkoncito(皇马球迷):这样看,阿根廷去年美洲杯的点球大战还是很值得一吹的…(Argentina’s pk in Copa America last year deserves a shout.)

FreeRiboflavin(热刺球迷):这一刻,纳尼仿佛得到了点球之神扎扎的亲传。(Zaza has transferred his magic in penalty to Nani at this time.)

emre23(利物浦球迷):有了葡萄牙,就连英格兰看起来都像个点球专家…(Wow Portugal making England look class at pens.)

TheMexicanJuan(墨西哥球迷):想射穿布拉沃,简直比射穿套套都要难…(Bravo has a better success rate than a condom.)

Paparr(未知主队球迷):机智的C罗!避免罚丢点球的最好方法,就是不去踢点球!(Clever Ronaldo, you cant miss your penalty if you dont take it.)

Agathe90 (未知主队球迷):机智的安德烈-戈麦斯!避免被骂XJBT的最好方法,就是在场上隐身让人找不到!(Clever Andre Gomes, you cant get criticized if they cant find you on pitch.)

【未来在手,德国U21欧青赛夺冠】

TyperSniper(曼联球迷):足球不过是在90分钟里,22个人在场上追一个球,最后德国人获胜的游戏罢了!(Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.)

HyunL(未知主队球迷):然而,德国U21最好的那波球员,比如基米西、魏格尔、萨内和维尔纳等,现在都去踢联合会杯去了…(Funfact: This Squad is Germanys B U21 at best as Players like Kimmich, Weigl, Sane, Werner and co. are actually playing confederations cup right now!)

StankBreath(英格兰球迷):您好,您那些有多余的青年才俊,能分给我们一点吗?——爱你的英格兰盆友。(Please donate some of the excess talent. Love, Your friends in England.)

lifestepvan(纽伦堡球迷):一支西班牙的国字号球队的战术竟然是边路传中…真是有生之年系列啊…(A spanish NT hoofing it into the box, what a time to be alive.)

StalkingDwarf(切尔西球迷):该怎么才能让德乌明白,当你面对三人包夹防守时,传球也是一种选择…(How to make Deulofeu realize that passing is an option before taking on three defenders.)

好了,亲爱的小伙伴们,本周的“国外也有段子手”就为大家播报到这里啦。让我们拭目以待,期待下期更加精彩的歪果仁吐槽吧!

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